Here are some dos and don’ts of deciding to camp while attending a dance workshop on a blistery cold & windy weekend.
Yeah, go ahead and pack a really yummy healthy lunch. Some no-knead bread, a jar of carrot juice, maybe even some avocados.
And, sure, why not make a cozy fire to sit around.
Yes, of course use your new cast iron skillet skills for supper that night. You know, the ones you learned at this class. Only, try not to get a flat tire.
But do not.
I repeat, Do Not….
only pack skirts to wear, because you want to “look cute”. You will freeze your ass off and you’ll also get such a bad cold that it will threaten your Food Network getaway with a girlfriend the following weekend.
Just in case you were wondering, that is.
but at least you looked cute!!
Ha. I’ve never spent so much time in the bathroom while camping.
What – it was warm. Okay, and I had to use the straightener.
That last picture actually scared me a little. Did you ever watch Twin Peaks?
Why yes I have! I’m trying to figure out which character you’re thinking of. If it’s the girl seeing herself as a guy, then I’m offended. But not surprised.
The last picture is a clear advertisement for Christmas presents needed. Well timed Carrie, well timed.
I’ll be expecting that package soon, steph….
Promise me you wore the black sequin number you wore for your 1940s Glam Session… that just screams camping. 🙂
Honestly. The sequins would have at least reflected the sun up into my face for warmth. I would’ve taken anything by day two.