My lamp is on fire.
I love moments like these. Catching smoke out of the corner of your eye, and really believing it for a second, until you realize incense was placed directly beneath it.
By the way, doesn’t the shade look like pantyhose from the 1950s? Yes, that’s how I roll.
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yikes, for a second i thought you had taken the time to take a picture of a lamp on fire! of course, that wouldn't make sense, right??
You know, I wouldn't put it past me *to* stop and take photos if my furniture were on fire. What a great post that would make!