Uh, no. Not going to walk out onto that ledge to see the waterfall, R. I mean look at it, will you. There’s nothing supporting it.
Fine, go. Go look at the waterfall by yourself. I’ll stand here and take photos of you while it collapses.
Don’t walk out on it like you’re not afraid. I know you ar- wait! Don’t go all the way out to the edge, R! You’re going out too far, you hear me?
Come over? Um, no. Wait, what? You’ll buy me a chocolate malt later if I do? Well…
…okay, I’ll just barely step onto it.
There’s not a lot of weight in my big toe, is there R? Not before the chocolate malt? I heard you.
How is this thing being held up?
By friggen tape???!!!
Okay, I’ll take a deep breath. No, be quiet, R. I need to concentrate. One, two, and jump onto the landing.
Oh, wow. Look at that. Okay, it’s not so bad. Why were you freaking out back there R?
So where’s my malt?
Wow, that's really cool! Where is that?
It's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it state park on the border of OK and Arkansas: Natural Falls. Very quaint!