I’ve got to hand it to him. He was patient. Never tried to lead me into the bathroom or suggested that since I’ve drunk so much water, I probably need to go the restroom.. No, he bided his time until the moment I went in on my own. It wasn’t a yell-scare, it was more of a my-whole-body-jumped-back-and-I-was-too-frightened-to-make-any-noise-scare. I’ll get you back, R.
cuethebanjo.com 
Oooo, that really makes me want to be evil and do the same, but my wife says to remember that the revenge would be BAAAAAD.Must… be… good…
Don’t be a meanie, Bruce! Although, I have to admit… after watching back-to-back movies all day, it was nice to know I still had a heartbeat.
That is the biggest f-ing spider I’ve ever seen in my life. I would’ve crapped my pants.