Feed a cold, starve a fever? …or is it feed a fever, starve a cold. Either which way, whenever I’m sick with a cold or a fever, I manage to twist the saying so I can eat in both instances.
Our internet is up and running after throwing a fit, so more posts to come.
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Hopefully alcohol cures both b/c that’s what you’ll be consuming in T-minus 24 hours. PUB CRAWL.